artcrawl: (A songnado?)
WENDY WATSON, middleman in-training. ([personal profile] artcrawl) wrote2011-12-19 04:52 pm
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002 The Disappearing Denizen Dilemma

A. [ Phone ]

On a scale of one to ten, one being abnormal for this place, and ten being hinky/kooky/downright freaky with their respective capital letters, how would you rate recent happenings here in crazy town?

And by happenings, I'm referring to the mass disappearance and replacement of a lot of people, in case you missed the unofficial memo.

B. [ Action -- All of the places ]

[ Whoever you are (drone, dreamer, or otherwise), wherever you are, Wendy is flagging you down. Clipboard in hand and arms waving, she's not going to take no for an answer. Screw going incognito. There's evil afoot, and Wendy isn't just going to let that slide.

Its her job to solve "exotic problems" after all. ]


Hey, I'm Wendy Watson. I'm taking a survey -- It's completely unofficial and totally off-the-record, so don't worry about being found out by Big Brother. It's also kinda important, though, so if you have any love for all that is good and pure, you should give me five minutes of your time.

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[identity profile] its-decided.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... [Nozomi looks around, a little confused. Is it really safe? In the end, she shrugs and goes with it] Okay! How can I help?

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-20 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Great! All you have to do is answer a few questions.

[Wendy smiles.] Question one: Has anything weird happened to you recently? Weird even for this place, I mean.

[identity profile] its-decided.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Anything happened to me recently? [she thinks for a moment.] You mean besides that bad dream? Well... being brought here, if that counts.

[she's going to leave out the bit about being a magical girl before coming here. No need to know about that!]

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Red Flag!]

Bad dream? What was it about?

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pavomuticus: (What's over there?)

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[personal profile] pavomuticus 2011-12-20 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Chaplin is on her way home from shopping for baking materials, but she stops and looks at the woman who's flagging her down. ]

All right. Why not?

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent. The people of the universe salute you.

Question nĂºmero uno: Have you noticed anything especially out-of-the-ordinary lately? Anything at all?
pavomuticus: (Good for you)

[personal profile] pavomuticus 2011-12-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Out of the ordinary? You mean besides those fakes that showed up a few days ago? I can't say. [ Shrug! ] I haven't been here for very long.

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-20 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nods, and jots down a few notes. ]

Then let's talk about those "fakes" for a moment. Did anyone you know get replaced by one?

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kinship: (Future Major)

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[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-20 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[And Wendy just happens to flag down this ten year old boy on the way to the library, brow furrowing a moment as he tried to remember where he knew that name.]

--Miss Watson! I think we spoke on the phone when you got here? I'm Cain.

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-20 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[And Wendy does the same thing.]

-- That we did, Cain. That we did. It's nice to give a face to your name.

Thanks again for answering a newbies call.
kinship: (Default)

[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-20 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
It was my pleasure, really. If we can't help each other here, then what chance do we have of getting through to the other side?

[Oh, listen to him rambling when she had stopped him for a reason.]

I'm sorry, what was this survey?

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-20 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
True that.

[Oh, right.]

-- right. It's about the extreme amounts of weirdness that have been happening lately. I'm doing a little investigating. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

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[identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Susan is carrying a few grocery bags. Upon examination, they will be found to contain nothing but boxes of chocolates.]

I may be coerced into admitting something of a generalized fondness, but I'm afraid love is out of the question.

Re: B

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-20 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Wendy grins at that comment.]

Then it's your lucky day, as I am a captain of coercion, specializing in the area of general fondness.

Not to mention, my survey is only a few questions. Do it for the children.
Edited 2011-12-20 06:36 (UTC)

[identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, for the children. You ought to have said so in the first place; all that's good and pure certainly pales in comparison to the thought of crying tots and little boys going wee all over their shoes.

Do go on, then.

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-20 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a woman of much kindness, truly.

Question one: has anything exceptionally odd happened to you lately?

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fasterthan: (you've got my attention (for now))

B

[personal profile] fasterthan 2011-12-20 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Good and pure are my middle names. What's up, Wendy Watson?

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-20 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Disappearances, duplicates, and dangerous dreams, Wally West.

You don't happen to know anything about them, do you?
fasterthan: (concerned about you)

[personal profile] fasterthan 2011-12-20 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well I had a dream myself, but I... guess I didn't pick right to get thrown out or whatever.

As for what I know, all I know is that the town tends to pull stuff like replacing people or droning them or whatever, but apparently replacing them with fakes like this is a new deal.

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normality: (it doesn't matter what you did)

B; at home

[personal profile] normality 2011-12-20 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ not!wife, what are you doing.. Mikiya will put the cup of coffee he was drinking down on the table either way to peer curiously over to her. ]

You're trying to research something?

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-20 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That I am, not!husband. That I am.

[Wendy sighs and sets her stuff down on the table. Let's assume this is after she's interviewed some people.] Mayfield's got a strange case of things that go bump all the time, and it's kinda my job to investigate.
normality: (or fear any pain)

[personal profile] normality 2011-12-20 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's a good thing to investigate, especially with the weird kind of things that happen here.. [ seriously, he got a lot of weird stuff happening back home lately, but this takes the cake. ]

And did you find out anything yet so far?

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eveningcalm: (Default)

b.

[personal profile] eveningcalm 2011-12-20 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...what?

[personal profile] watsowned 2011-12-21 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Has anything exceptionally strange happened to you recently? Not ketchup on macaroni strange. I'm talking thought-provoking nightmares, selective amnesia, and disappearing denizens strange.
eveningcalm: (What kind of person begs for a BJ)

[personal profile] eveningcalm 2011-12-22 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't everyone have that nightmare on the seventeenth?

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